I'm a walking contradiction

sassmikaelson:

Mabekah and Klaroline, 3x14 —> 4x23 

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simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

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He’s you’re first love.  I intend to be your last, however long it takes.

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

itsrainingblogs:

So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”

My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”

SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.

your sister is going to get fucking murdered

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deancasotp:

zerostumbleine33:

lol remember when dean said “this is like the first 5 mins of every porno I’ve ever seen”

and then its two gay guys

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kitkayde:

Please tag your porn

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

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sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

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haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

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bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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teal-deer:

copyx:

thatsnotcanon:

i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.

Guys, it’s worse.

The skeleton produces blood.

You have a skeleton inside you right now and the skeleton is BLEEDING ITS SKELETON BLOOD INTO YOUR BODY.

that’s fucking metal as hell

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meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

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fedorapunk:

I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

fallincass:

Hey remember when Metatron sold Pirated movies

That little bastard.

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